You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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