did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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