like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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