I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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