i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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