...so i touched it.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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