xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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