i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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