The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
