i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell her she can't have a vagina
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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