I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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