And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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