Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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