I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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