I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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