I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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