So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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