She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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