In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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