I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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