i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I came so hard my ears popped.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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