Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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