my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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