I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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