i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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