I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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