you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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