dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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