As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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