Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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