U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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