i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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