Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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