Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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