i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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