i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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