doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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