Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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