I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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