Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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