Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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