Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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