either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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