I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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