we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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