Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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