somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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