OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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