I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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