Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's never too late to be topless.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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